Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Are The Beckhams Sexy?

The Beckhams are selling sex. In the advertising sense. Their new brand promotion video called 'Intimately Yours' shows David and Vicky, as they are called Stateside, going for it in an elevator. The comments around the sphere appear less than convinced, this one for example -

David is beautiful, but he never did it for me. Posh, on the other hand, was my favorite Spice Girl lol. She was so much cuter back when she had a couple extra pounds and wasn’t so self aware, like every move was a pose. In pictures, she always looks so severe. However, I think she’s a lot more likable in interviews and can actually be quite funny. This video is horrible though, they both look asexual.





Here's the video for you to judge for yourself - (why doesn't it embed?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ACpkyhKeY

Victoria's only wearing her engagement and wedding rings. Surely some classy understated gold neckwear or earrings would have done better than layers of expensive cake mixture. This kinda thing.



More natural, don't you think.  Less terrifying.  Sexier altogether.  When it comes to sex appeal, less is usually more.  You only need a  tease, not the whole faceful.

The same applies to this Kate Moss effort.  Nice try.  But no subtlety.  Oh well.  Back to the drawing board.






The Beckhams are selling sex. In the advertising sense. Their new brand 'Intimately Yours' shows David and Vicky, as they call them Stateside, in a video going for it in an elevator. The comments around the sphere appear less than convinced, this one for example -

David is beautiful, but he never did it for me. Posh, on the other hand, was my favorite Spice Girl lol. She was so much cuter back when she had a couple extra pounds and wasn’t so self aware, like every move was a pose. In pictures, she always looks so severe. However, I think she’s a lot more likable in interviews and can actually be quite funny. This video is horrible though, they both look asexual.

Here's the video for you to judge -
The Beckhams are selling sex. In the advertising sense. Their new brand 'Intimately Yours' shows David and Vicky, as they call them Stateside, in a video going for it in an elevator. The comments around the sphere appear less than convinced, this one for example -

David is beautiful, but he never did it for me. Posh, on the other hand, was my favorite Spice Girl lol. She was so much cuter back when she had a couple extra pounds and wasn’t so self aware, like every move was a pose. In pictures, she always looks so severe. However, I think she’s a lot more likable in interviews and can actually be quite funny. This video is horrible though, they both look asexual.

Here's the video for you to judge -


VIDEO TO FOLLOW - see Youtube - Intimately Yours.

Come on Blogger. Your new version is not uploading video and pics today. 




Victoria's only wearing her engagement and wedding rings. Surely some classy gold neckwear or earrings would have done better than layers of expensive cake mixture. This kinda thing.

PICS to follow ASAP

VIDEO TO FOLLOW - see Youtube - Intimately Yours.

Come on Blogger. Your new version is not uploading video and pics today. 




Victoria's only wearing her engagement and wedding rings. Surely some classy gold neckwear or earrings would have done better than layers of expensive cake mixture. This kinda thing.

PICS to follow ASAP

1 comment:

  1. There is something very amiss with the new version of blogger here. I'll have to pack up trying!

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